Government Created Nano Bot Infection

it's an epidemic...

Along with government created nano bot infection you may also have these terrifying deseases! leprosy, flesh eating bacteria, and hotdog fingers. beware also of count chocolitis..

by Toots Mcgoo August 6, 2008

Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

by Ken Leee March 8, 2009

Winter coated it

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.

Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.

by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022

All men are created equal

a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The quote's meaning is that all people would have the same right with other people

of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

by Sebby294 April 18, 2021

coated

To turn someones coat inside out, and zip it/button it back up the wrong way.
Highly annoying for the person whose coat it is, highly amusing for everyone else
Created at Herne Bay High, similar to bagged

Rex; ha, i coated rory
Sam; aha yeh, that's lolworthy
Rory; fuckers.

by Sax February 6, 2008

Sugar Coated Sara Lee

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake

My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish

by tastercakes June 27, 2011

candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009