Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.

The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.

by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010

Conjob

A bizarre female aide to Donald J. Trump who spouts fibs, "alternate facts" and looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickels. (i.e Kellyanne Conway).

" Did you watch Conjob spout more of Trump's garbage on CNN?"

by Railroaded March 8, 2017

conjoint consciousness

noun

is a responsive action (revolution) by the social group, to either a political or social condition.

The French revolution was the conjoint consciousness against social and political inequality, unfairness, injustice, and tyranny.

by Baron Neville February 2, 2018

Conjojulate

The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.

Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......

by wise and stupid March 16, 2019

Conjobulate

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.

"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"

by Zipstey October 26, 2020

Conjoined Twins

The act of tying together 2 sexual partners of the same gender for a threesome.

“Hey Ellie, my girlfriend wanted to try doing conjoined twins tonight, you still up for that threesome?”

“Only if I get to be the left side!”

by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023

conjoined biracial twins

It's the ying yang of conjoined twins.

When the Chinese Danny DeVito finds out his brother is the Black Arnold Schwartzenegger in Chernobyl, because they are an example of conjoined biracial twins.

by dave cable February 4, 2010