critter

that smooth pink luscious moist haven that women have just for lickin and sniffin'

i stuck my face in her critter to taste her essence and swallow the spurts that come from within.

by gunther July 13, 2004

critter

A term used for an extremely ugly girl

Damn that girl is a critter
Blacker loves the critters

by Shit Show September 28, 2006

Critter

People who live in otis aka sheep fuckers

alex n. is the biggest critter he wont stop fucking sheep

by Shnipsy the gipsy May 01, 2008

Critter shitter

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

by I, Wreckerrr November 03, 2016

Critter cage

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

by I, Wreckerrr November 03, 2016

Critter food

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.

This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!

by I, Wreckerrr November 01, 2016

crestline critter

A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .

Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark

by McCrystals February 17, 2015