Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005

crista

A modern name for extremely sexy females.

"Crista, you are really hot!"

by beaverhausennn October 21, 2008

crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

criftah

a person who has no friends or is a jizz face. comenly used in villian territory. (:

friend1: hey you're a dick.
friend2: naaah i'll smoke your family you absolute criftah!
friend1: you crossed the line.

by elusive-chance January 11, 2010

cristalin

A very nice girl . She is loving. Once she likes one thing she will find a passion for it . She doesn't care of what people think . She is most defiantly somebody to look up to .

Why is my older sister cristalin so good to look up to.

by Alovingmom March 25, 2019

Crottard

Pronounced “cro - tar”, crottard is a word used by French Canadian to describe a dirty person.

Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”

by Camicow3 April 6, 2019

Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.

Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.

by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004