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Chistafer

The New name that will be all over the place on the year 2099
OMG WHY IS THE NAME CHISTAFER SO COMMON
by cywhy June 23, 2018
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Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book
In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
by teh cabose November 3, 2005
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CHRISTOFORO

noun
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.

verb
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.

noun
3. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
1. "I wwebsite as on the internet"

2. "Hey Mikey,

We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"

3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"

4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
by Stinkbeard23 December 31, 2011
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Christoffer

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.
by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013
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Kristofer

That one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance.
Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.
by Red-Kun September 5, 2016
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Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.
by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022
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crystofer

The man who has the longest shlong in the world
Man that crystofer isa god
by Lakskd May 22, 2018
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