Crispin Glover

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

Crispin

crispin is the most amazing guy you will ever find bc he so POGGERS and he means the world to me.

“bro why he packin so much”
“cuz his name crispin”

by Crispins girl April 4, 2021

Crisping

When you to embarrassed to eat crisps around people cause of the noise it makes. So you suck them instead of chewing them.

Rachel was to embarrassed to eat her crisps when starting her new job so she quietly sat there crisping.

by Bwooly1001 June 29, 2016

St. Crispin's day

Saint's day 25th October - commemorates the twin saints Crispinus and Crispianus. It has recently been argued by leading academics that these names are 'fuck off funny'.

St. Crispin's day is gay.

by BettyLou April 18, 2007

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006

Cripins

Another name for a bag of crisps (Potato chips)

Val, will you grab me a bag of cripins?

by CallumFoster January 31, 2019

Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon

A made-up term that is commonly used as an attention test or honesty test of some sort. It is used to see if people will lie or tell the truth when faced with a question they’re unsure about. The hope is that people will be truthful, but sometimes, for whatever reason, sometimes they aren’t.

Are you familiar with the Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon? ...Yes? ...Well then, I guess you're a liar then.

by Harked July 21, 2023