crippies

Crippled, homeless people typically seen begging for change. Crippled people who live a hippy lifestyle, not working, doing drugs and looking for hand-outs.

I don't give money to crippies, no matter how funny their sign. There are plenty of jobs that don't require legs.

by cheesefood July 6, 2011

The World's Crispiest Fries

Fries that are so crispy that will get you to Think about it for hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours...

"Are these the World's Crispiest Fries? Let's Find Out."

*insert 1 hour loop of a NCS Song here*

by A Bored Shitposter November 20, 2023

crispist

Someone who is against a 'type' of crisp because they're too posh. Just because it's not 'kettle chips' doesn't mean it's any lesser a tasty treat....

"They don't even look like proper crisps"........"OMG, you're so crispist"

by Scottie76s June 18, 2017

crispless

something with no crisp

“i hate a crispless potato”
“grab the crisper one then”

by meatballhandle872 April 25, 2022

Mac Chrispies

People who will not stop talking about the sublime beauty and coolness of any product from Apple computers. They seem to take the characteristics of a voice of a bad voice actor. They quote Mac advertisements like Steve Job has a Firewire port in there skull.

There are two men in a pair of restroom stalls. They are friends. While one waits quietly, the other is using his Ipad.

The Ipad person will not stop talking about the Ipad, and wishes to hand the other the Ipad. Anyone that would breach the privacy of others to show the a future just discovered application is a Mac Chrispies.

by dadams_on_the_Prairie May 17, 2010

Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats

This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.

"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!

by A.B.C.D. August 22, 2012