crispy

A person with the mental capacity of a rice crispy treat; an individual with nothing too contribute to society; a waste of oxygen that does not realize it is a drain on society, but instead exhibits a sense of unjustifiable purpose and entitlement in life.

We called her crispy due to her total lack of purpose in life.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Crispy

A word used by douchebags to describe something that has nothing to do with actually crisping or deep frying food.

Check out this bud dude, its crispy as fuck.

by crispygraves08 October 10, 2009

Crispy

a term parallel to the word 'sweet' used when something is exciting, lucky, or cool.

Girl: Whoa I really like Emoe's hair. Girl's Friend: Yeaaaah.. its pretty crispy

by Marieezy December 24, 2008

Crispy

Another word for salty, used to people who are acting annoying and autistic.

Yo this guy is acting Crispy as fuck.

by FuckBoi12 July 14, 2015

Crispy

Something creepy or sketchy that happens when you are high.

That was so crispy when we saw those cops turn their lights on when we tried to hit the bowl.

by Budd Smoker February 10, 2009

crispy

crunk (high and drunk) + tipsy, being tipsy while being high. a couple of shots and 5-6 hits of weed.

Person 1: yo man u coming over
Person 2: yeah for a little bit, i can only get crispy
Person 1: Why man we're all getting crunk?
Person 2: I have to go out later and take a couple more shots

by laurentyethagenius September 16, 2013

Crispy

When someone is overly salty to the point that they get crisp on the outside.

Jon “did you hear that Ben kissed yo girl”
Mark “oh hell na, I’m so crispy at ben”

by rpetersen January 13, 2019