Criminalien

a person who has entered the U.S. illegally, mainly from Mexico, occasionally Central or South America, and is a burden to society, i.e., here to commit crimes and exploit the benefits offered to legal citizens which are earned through paying city, state, and federal taxes. :)

"....and it is estimated that a half-billion dollars are spent every year on these criminaliens for emergency services, welfare, WIC programs, incarceration, graffiti-removal, et cetera, in California alone."

Thanks to 'criminaliens' even black and white Californians now know how to park on their front lawns and create candle-memorials at all fatal, auto accident sites. Gracias.

by Jessica Alba, ex-mexican January 27, 2010

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

smoke criminal

A common phrase used to refer to Jack Yip AKA Stewie2K who plays professional CounterStrike. He got the alias after appearing on the ESEA scene where he was infamous for pushing through smokes, surprising veteran CS players, whom had never seen such aggression on CS in a long time.

Stewie2K is back at it again, the smoke criminal, pushing through HIS OWN smoke.

by TheDefinitionNazi March 1, 2018

war criminal

someone that commits crimes related to war

matthew morrison is a war criminal. he destroyed the amazon

by matthew morrison hate account October 31, 2020

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

a line used by the NPC guards in TES IV: Oblivion. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements and cast all sorts of spells in order to dispense justice.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

by John Henry II November 15, 2010

King Crimson

A King Crimson moment is where times seems to be erased

example:
*Goes to bed at 8:10*
*closes eyes for what feels like a second*
*opens eyes and it's now 8:20*
"I just got King Crimsoned"

by the ramble man September 24, 2019

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016