Cricket

A subtle way to describe or insult a woman that is known for jumping from bed to bed, also known as a whore.

That girl is such a cricket. She was with 3 guys last week.

by Brisko53 October 19, 2010

Cricket

A rather annoying insect that chirps and chirps and is great for keeping one up all night. The females have long ovipositors coming from their ass, and the males do not. Backward, isn't it?

My god! That chick has a cricket! And that fag is cricket-less!

by Kharisma December 14, 2003

cricketed

Is when you just had amazing sex the night before and reach out in the morning to touch base and receive nothing but silent chirps. You’ve been “cricketed”.

Angela : how did it go with the Russian whore last night ?

Anthony : I thought it went well but I have been texting her and no response , I think I got cricketed.

by Chicken china July 26, 2019

Cricket

a term used for something being not right or correct

dave and jon walked in the elevator and it jerked un controllably
john says " that deffinatly isnt cricket"

by mgk squires July 16, 2008

cricket

Cricket is a religion. It is demographically more prominent in India. The followers of this religion worship the Greatest Legendary batsman "Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar".

Cricket is my religion and Sachin is my god.

by SachinMyGod April 20, 2011

The Cricket

The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places

Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard

by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010

Cricket

The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.

In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.

In the words of 10cc

"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"

And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"

by Sir Dale esq August 29, 2006