crever

An elegant hybrid of clever and crafty (best when pronounced in a bad Chinese accent).

Girlfriend: God damn my pussy is sore, but I want to feel your hot load.
Boyfriend: Shit baby, just spit on it, we will have butt sex.
Girlfriend: Oh baby! You so crever!

by bedwell April 27, 2007

crevis

A fold in the skins that can be opened and closed on command. Preferably moist and hairy. If crusty clean with moist towelettes. And use lotion frequently. Do not mistake for a vagina.

Ouch! I stubbed my crevis on the box of dildos.

by Uncle Tatiana January 22, 2016

crepes

'fly' trainers generally used in hip hop slang. gotta be swish though - not brogues

yo check ma hot new crepes!

by XL2323 December 28, 2005

a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.

After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.

by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 11, 2006

a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.

After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.

by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 17, 2008

Scum Crevasse

Somewhere that filth hides.

A place where clean cannot be found.

Clean out that scum crevasse with with a hose.

Look at the scum crevasse under the fridge.

by trongolians September 26, 2013

Peppermint Cremes

Ones (typically a female's) bewbs

I did it all for the taste of her peppermint cremes.

by Bigmunchers September 7, 2018