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craven raven

a cowardly raven, also it rhymes which is really funny,

also a spitefull person
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originated from
"does anyone know anything that rhymes with raven?"
"....hang on i'll look it up"
5 minuets later
"you can either have unshaven or my favourite
craven, which means... cowardly, which would make it a cowardly raven"
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
"fuck off you craven raven"
"you are such a craven raven"
"craven raven this"
by Emma Carlisle and Rose Dix October 29, 2007
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Full Craven

The act of drinking 4 pints of beer/lager/stout in one session without going for a piss. If you drink 2 pints, but fail to drink 2 more, you have done a Half Craven. Named after the urban myth that T.V. presenter John Craven can drink four pints without taking a piss. Those who complete a Full Craven will be the envy of all of their friends and will be a real man.
3 pints without going for a piss. 1 more and I've done a Full Craven.
by imgreat196 December 5, 2009
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Craven

Adjective-

1. Berserk, fuckin crazy
2. Mad, especially as manifested in wild or aggressive behaviour
3. Extremely enthusiastic
4. In an out of mind, drug fueled state
5. In need of drugs
there's a guy running naked down the street, he's gone absolutely craven

that bloke over there will rob you to buy drugs, he's craven
by AdamMarshall October 20, 2020
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B-Craven

A total homosexual who enjoys threesomes with two dildos in their ears. Plays drums and can only score with ugly mexicans.
That person in party chat is a total B-Craven.
by BlinkDums May 25, 2010
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cervenka

someone who lands a "hot" piece of property with very little effort
wow! you sure cervenka'd that piece!
by joe bilyeu October 23, 2007
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Creaven

unbelievable cool people, always get the beures and tan very easily. people with the name 'Alan' and 'Michael' are especially lucky as this makes them infinitely better. They are also know for their surreal sense of humour and punnage skills.
OMG that guy is such a Creaven!''Pfffft he Wishes!

OMG a Creaven! quick ask him to shift me!!!
by Creaver March 26, 2011
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Slade Craven

Being more death metal than an airplane can handle
"Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."

"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"

"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."

"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."

"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009
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