CREPIT

A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git

Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"

by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

Ass Crepitus

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009

crepid

A mixture of 'Creepy' and 'Wicked'
Commonly used when on LSD to describe things you see.

That tree looks 'Crepid' at night

by Chinonuma July 19, 2018

Anal Crevice

A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.

My boss is such an anal crevice.

by Mean 1 May 6, 2010

Crevic

A meloncholy state of mind that involves much reflection on one's life, bordering self pity.

Sometimes at night I get so crevic, wondering why things have happened in my life.

by Toole13 February 3, 2010

Crevice of Justice

The Crevice of Justice, or the "COJ" is the space at the base of the penile shaft, between the base of the penis, and the anus.

Jake's Crevice of Justice itched all day long, so he scraped his fingernail through it.

by connors11s July 8, 2010

Crevice Regal

When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.

I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018