Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.
Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."
*awkward pause*
Bro: "Um.. thanks.."
*hot girl walks by*
Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"
--
The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
*awkward pause*
Bro: "Um.. thanks.."
*hot girl walks by*
Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"
--
The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009
Get the straight cred mug.In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.
Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm
by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014
Get the West Virginia credit card mug.Related Words
credence
• credentials
• credenza
• crede
• Credebt
• credebt card
• credell
• Credence Barebone
• Credence High School
• CredenceMusic
Freya didn't really understand how credit card interest rates work, and ran up large debts during her college days. Now, she is a credit card slave; because most of her salary goes into paying them off.
by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
Get the credit card slave mug.by Gandalfbaggins8 August 9, 2016
Get the Cred fag mug.A caring and selfless human being, capable of inconveniencing himself for the benefit of another. Does what makes him and those around him happy. Values people the most, especially his family and the ones close to him. He doesn't sacrifice his true self, his beliefs, or personality for anyone and accepts people who differ from him. Loving another is a priority to him and he can be quite the perfectionist. Although hard on himself, he is the most successful of perfectionists because when he puts forth the effort to do the unnecessary extras, he does it perfectly and does it for good reasons. This makes him capable of great acts of love that often may go unnoticed because of how humble he is. Not only loving but very lovable. Has the most attractive personality and appearance. Has a happy presence that makes every second spent with him enjoyable and worth while. His unique personality and hard to find qualities make him easy to love. He is understanding, compassionate, and helpful so talking to him can solve problems, rid worries, and cheer up a troubled heart. Does not like being mean. He always tries to lift people up and does what he can to avoid bringing them down. He is sweet, adorable, cuddly and silly. He's his own character and undoubtably unique. A true one of a kind. He makes great times out of days that otherwise would have been unbearable. He makes the world a better place. The existence of such an amazing person is something worth smiling about!
by remelectraz August 28, 2013
Get the Caeden mug.he bought the shoes and shirt but wasn't accepted so he found out about the downside of street cred.
Diluted standards and lowest common denominators are the dirty open secret of the downside of street cred.
Diluted standards and lowest common denominators are the dirty open secret of the downside of street cred.
by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005
Get the downside of street cred mug.by hotmess heifer June 7, 2011
Get the coochie credit mug.