creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

by creaming March 24, 2010

creasing

simply means laughing

stop creasing at me man

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Clearing my History

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.

Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".

by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013

Creating

The process of making, dreaming up, inventing, evolving from one's own thought(s) or imagination(s), causing some thing(s) or some event(s) to come into being with or without imaginary efforts.

I am creating my day and my life; and it will be wonderful.

by Lileelicious October 9, 2008

bone clearing Jethro

(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.

After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.

by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

Clearing Your Browser History

1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.

2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.

Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."

by kingdomo October 10, 2013