Creamie

A very sexually attractive, usually adorable and young girl between the ages of ten to nineteen.

Joe Smoe: Man, you should've seen the fuckload of creamies at Jake's party last night! Some looked like grade schoolers!
Matty: Are you serious? Why didn't you text me, you prick?
Joe Smoe: I was too busy fuckin' 'em, dumbass! Ha!

by KingKasanovaAnarchie May 14, 2013

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Creamy Nutella

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.

John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015

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Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.

"Mmmm, creamy beige" -Old Gregg

by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009

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Creamy Dreamy

When one ejaculates on another's face while they're sleeping.

"Yo, we should give Cole a creamy dreamy"
"That's a great idea, Kai!"

by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

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Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

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