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Pro Crastinator

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
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Crashing Tacos

The act of lesbians making love / Bumping fuzzies!
Damn..Did you see Jo and Steph Crashing Tacos?!?!
by Brown Sauce January 22, 2011
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crasian

A hybrid between the words crazy and Asian, often have spiked hair and occasionally wear neon goggles.
dude that crasian just ran head first into that wall and ran away with his head bleeding! Classic crasian.
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Crashing

1. Coming down from any sort of "high," whether from drugs, adrenaline, excitement, etc. In other words, it's when the good feelings go away and you get tired.
2. Interrupting or attending any social gathering you were not specifically invited to.
1. I crashed pretty hard, got really tired. and went straight to bed.
2. He's a prick -- always inviting himself to stuff and crashing parties.
by yupsidaisy March 13, 2018
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crashing geek

Someone who is very, very much a geek.
No you won't know Howard from the A.V. club because he's such a crashing geek.
by Tiny Molasses July 30, 2008
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pro-crastinating

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.
David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!
by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008
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Christmas Crashing

Used to describe the after-effect of Christmas, or the Holidays in general: 12 Days of Hanukkah/Christmas, etc. is usually a busy time, very exciting, and enjoyable. By the end of the celebrations (The night of Christmas Day/Dec. 26th) you feel exhausted and overwhelmed. People are usually groggy, lethargic, and almost depressed from exhaustion.
I love Christmas. But all the celebrating, visiting with family, and celebrating...I'm Christmas Crashing

Joe 1: What are you doing for New Years?
Joe 2: I'll be in rehab.
Joe 1: Why?
Joe 2: I'm Christmas Crashing hard this year. The idea of going out for a drive is exhausting.
by jakesgotbigswag December 25, 2010
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