crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Chapter Seven

A phrase made famous by the book "The Kite Runner". In the seventh chapter, a major character gets buttraped.

Don't make me Chapter Seven your mom.

by FONtheCON January 14, 2008

Thread Crapper

A Thread Crapper is someone who feels the need to spread their disdain for a topic on a message board, while adding nothing constructive to the conversation.

(Member 1) posts a message on an art website for members to discuss their favorite works of Van Gogh.

(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.

(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.

(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper

by Kody B. September 29, 2008

Dapper-Crapper

When someone is able to walk out of a bathroom stall and still look cool.

"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

Blood Crafter

One of the best fortnite youtuber's alive. A truly great person, whose ass is sore from being shot so much.

Cool Kid: Hey did you see Blood Crafter's new youtube vid
Cool Kid 2: Yeah he got shot in the ass

by BigChungus69 January 16, 2019

crapper chatter

The act of sitting on a public toilet and talking to a person in another bathroom stall. Not to be confused with toilet talk

Guy 1: So how was your meeting with the new client?
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!

by nado121 November 9, 2010

Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020