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chatspeak

Something stupid that's VERY hard to read. And it's really annoying. I mean it's faster to type, "Are you going to the park?" rather than "r u gng 2 da prk 2dy?"
Most chatspeak can be put into categoreis. Let's use "Want to go to the movies with me?"

girly - wnt to go to daa moviiis 2niite?
Characteristics: uses 'i' alot and stretches it out. example: todaii, mii, okii. sometimes says "u wus" instead of "you were".
inverted: wAnT 2 gO 2 dA mOViEz 2NiTe?
I honestly don't see how tying like that is faster.
z's and numbers: wnt 2 go 2 daz moviz 2nitz?
says "z" alot and uses numbers to replace words.
chatspeak on MSN:
halo!!!!1!1!
Hi.
WuZZ upz ma homiii?
Shut up.
o CoM on!
No.
u no dat chik i wuz telin u bot?
No.
*blocked*

or random chatspeak like:
dhgsudkhldf dude? ROFL ROFL ROFLCOPTURRR! fjh 2nite gdjh go to the bnkj?
- g2g. <3!
by Roxiee May 16, 2008
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chatspeak

the most annoying "grammer" in the world. commonly used by "gangstas"
*slaps forehead* i hate chatspeak.
ey!!!!! home slice!! waqt upp is me hahah wow!!!!!!!! havent talked to u in a longasstime!!! dang was gewd? dam i miss all u cghiklitz! im herr kickin it it wit ma home skillet biscit marie haha lol welll ye any boyz? do tellllllll!!!!! lol wellzz yea im not wit mike ne morr yipzz cruisin it single......for once lol but yea ther is 7guys rote now theat lie me but it is to hard to choossee! lol
by sonicshock September 19, 2008
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chatspeak

A way to prove you don't use proper English. It is also known as Ch@+$p3@k.
Person 1: Hey guys!
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: What?
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Person 2: CHATSPEAK YOU IDIOT
Person 1:.....
by mack H July 2, 2007
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Crappearance

Someone who is perhaps not looking their best or lacking the beauty to appear to be in tip-top shape; a less extreme version of fugly.
e.g. You have a strong crappearance.
by madnan88 April 23, 2011
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Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.
Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.
by Rexxit August 11, 2019
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chatspeak

I coined the word chatspeak in a published article (Glendale News Press, CA) in October of 1998.

Originally chatspeak was the abbreviated language used in online chatrooms, and it has now evolved into the abbreviated language used in texting and tweeting.

Here is the beginning of the op-ed piece I wrote in 1998:

CHATSPEAK ARRIVES

I was writing a memo at work the other day, and I wanted to make sure the recipient knew I was kidding. So I followed the sentence with lol.
And I froze.
omg, I thought.
That was the precise moment I realized how chatspeak was creeping into my every-day vocabulary.
And I wondered how long it would take this cybershorthand to sneak into everyone’s language.
Like like.
By my calculation, it took about 15 years for like to make it from Valspeak to the general population.
Er, …perhaps this would be a good place to stop and explain to the uninitiated.
Lol is short for laughing out loud; and omg is short for omigod, which is short for, like, Oh My God!
These terms have evolved during the past few years among those who visit chat rooms online. A form of shorthand is necessary because there's limited space and time to write your comments.
When I text or tweet, I use chatspeak.
by fuzzibear June 9, 2010
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clamspeak

The dulcet tones emanating from the engorged twat during vigorous stimulation of the thighs and buttocks. These sounds are created when copious amounts of kitty juice run down the vaginal lips and ass, creating a moist, squishy vacuum.
Last night I was giving M'Lady an all-over massage on the bed, really concentrating on her big fine ass, and then I heard it: the sound of pulling a stuck boot out of the bog, repeatedly. It was clamspeak, I tell you!
by Mastertigerbaiters January 1, 2009
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