Crap shoot

It's your ass hole you ass hole!

Ass hole!

by griz April 17, 2004

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.

"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"

by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016

Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.

Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.

by Oshra October 13, 2018

Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

crapshod

Crapshod is an adjective created from the combination of the words crappy and shoddy, indicating that the object described is especially awful.

This laptop is a crapshod but at least it works.

by L Corvin October 2, 2010

Clapshot

The action of clapping forcefully on one's penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Dude, she clapshotted me so hard last night. It hurt real bad but imma be honest, it felt pretty incredible.

by lemongrass shammy December 3, 2017