Cashoot

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In the spirit of Dane Cook, a man sits behind a woman and places his penis betwixt her thighs. He then carefully places a cashew on the tip of his penis, gently pulls his cock down, and lets go- thereby both launching the cashew into the air and slapping the girl's pussy simultaneously. The girl must then catch the cashew in her mouth for the Cashoot to be completed.

It took us many tries until we successfully executed the cashoot.

Past Tense: Cashot.

Cashoot by nutlover July 12, 2007

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cashout land

When you hit a big win in the casino, take it to cashout land!!

Invented by Sir Kim from the planet DING DING!

Take that to cashout land!

cashout land by RoshteinsViewbotManager November 9, 2019

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in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)

They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.

in cahoots by The Return of Light Joker February 8, 2008

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cahoots

Secretly working with someone, usually behind the back of someone else.

Daisy is in cahoots with Mike!

cahoots by MoonKnight December 14, 2002

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Doughboyz Cashout

An unreal rap group from Detroit,

Doughboyz Cashout is one of the best rap groups I've ever heard.

Doughboyz Cashout by BossMane June 11, 2011

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Carhoot

Grouping up at a party and sitting indian style.
Sometimes referred to as the, " carrot circle."
Commonly done at frat parties.

Carhoot at the party this weekend?

Carhoot by fratparty May 16, 2011

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cahoots

cahoots is a noun meaning:

1.) To be in league with a crime, or conspiracy. Also to mean in alliance with or secret partnership with.

2.)To be a lover, or someone you like very much. Commonly used by someone how is annoyed or displeases with someone else.

(Note: this is slang, coming from the word/slang "ca" meaning: used to express a certain feeling of fondness for a person. Also the words "hoots" meaning: the characteristic cry of an owl)

Examples
"Don't trust anyone on that road there are often robbers that are in cahoots with each other!"

"Where are they? Idk? I bet there off in cahoots some where..."

cahoots by EtanBoy February 23, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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