crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

crappit

fuck! shit! fuck!

<dude that tigers eating your leg.>
crappit!

by phil McCrevice October 20, 2003

crapinator

some who craps the hell out of others

oh you big moron how can you crap so much in a minute! you bloody crapinator!

by solarius March 30, 2005

Crapito

Mexican way of saying crap

Person: "Crapito! I forgot to go to the store!"

by HippieLuver September 24, 2012

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023