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crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.
I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud
by fresh55 July 29, 2014
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Crapeater

Alice: what is favorite movie, Bob?
Bob: 50 shades of grey.
Alice: You are such a crapeater, don't talk to me anymore.
by Noolevoy June 10, 2018
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Camastering

Kuh-master-ing
VERB
the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.
Man, stop camastering on some dumb shit. You aint have to buy all that tactical survival gear like your on some FBI special OPs taskforce on a mission to take down Pablo Escobar. You work in Beverley Hills dealing with Fresh Prince motherfuckers.
by thewigglemonster May 23, 2019
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cardmaster2212

A twat who seriously doesn't give a flying fuck about what he does on the PSN messaging service. Especially when it involves douchebags within a group chat. He constantly gets a kick out of pissing people off and fucking around with bots.
At a playground

James: "W-W-Who's juice box did you take, Cody"
Cody: "I-I-It says C-Cardmaster2212's"
James: "You've doomed us all, Cody..."
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chopmaster

A person, typically a woman, who takes a crippling amount of chops using specifically, Marlboro Menthol Cigarettes. The chopmaster would describe chops as, "making the perfect mixture of weed and tobacco to create a life altering experience". The chopmaster can be described as a tank, someone who can outsmoke everyone in the room, went to private school and has a cat.
"Did you see the chopmaster blow that fat ass cloud out?" "Matty fucking smokes wishes he was the chopmaster." "The chopmaster survived Covid-19."
by mimiakadatbitch April 26, 2023
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crackmaster

David you are such a crackmaster.
You must be a crackmaster.
by Heat 3 July 24, 2003
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cramster

fist and penis injected into vagina at the same time. With other fist shoved into ass pushing hamster into oblivion.
Can you handle the cramster!
by willie really August 23, 2009
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