Ex-caping

Describing when a person who has recently broke a relationship off is avoiding their ex to escape awkwardness between the two.

Tom: Bill, what are you doing sitting underneath this bush?
Bill: Oh, umm.. I was just looking at the leaves.
Tom: You liar...You're ex-caping because Lydia is sitting at our table!
Bill: Dude, I just can't be around her after Saturday!

by Diksha Gupta April 19, 2008

man-caping

When a male hangs on to the back of another (preferably bigger) male. As this person walks, the movement makes the one who is man-caping sway back and forth in a humping motion, making it appear as if he were a cape. This could be done with or without pants.

When Bill was too drunk to walk, Joseph carried him on his back and Bill started man-caping the poor dude.

by Astyx March 8, 2009

Crapkins

A low quality napkins commonly found in fast food and low end restaurants

1: Dude these ribs are bomb
2: I know Ive gone through like ten crapkins already

by ninjadinosaur March 1, 2009

Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

Carpinteria Senior High School

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings

Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*

by LiberalDestroyer6969 March 31, 2019

Crap in a Corner

When a girl wants to sleep with you & you don't want to, but decide it's more prudent to do so than decline.

When Michelle asked me to sleep with her, I had to crap in a corner.

by LVG007 November 9, 2021

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006