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woodwork catholics

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.
We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.
by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009
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"Jack" Catholic

They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.
A "Jack" Catholic only attends Church when its convenient for them to go.
by jTown Mike January 10, 2018
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all saints catholic academy

All Saints Catholic Academy is full of fake people and bitches. The guys are small but tall, they think their hard. The girls are always in drama with bullshit they start with friends.
Oh she’s from All Saints Catholic Academy, damn she fake as fuck.
by somebody witha brain February 8, 2018
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reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.
I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.
by ecaleohs April 25, 2017
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Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion
She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.
by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007
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siena catholic academy

Siena is a private middle school in Rochester NY. to outsiders, it seems small and lame. but in the end, you can take a student out of the academy- but you can never take the academy out of a student.
"damn i'd give anything to go back to Siena Catholic Academy
by ragewithmage January 22, 2018
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St.Paul Catholic Highschool

A high school in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada with one-ply toilet paper and no paper towels. The vice-principle, Mrs.Strukelly, is addicted to eating lettuce, whilst the other vice principal, Mr.Noelt, is a thot for the gram. St.Paul ranks #5 for 'Most Gay Places To Visit' on WatchMojo.
"I went to St.Paul Catholic Highschool, and now I'm infertile"
by MrNoelt October 9, 2019
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