crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

canklesaurus

A beastly man-like thick ankled pant suit wearing hag.

Wow that Hillary Clinton sure is a canklesaurus.

by yycken October 18, 2008

stankle crankle

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.

Yo bitch, pass me a stankle crankle

by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004

cankles

Lack of narrowing of the lower calf where it meets the foot.

It's amazing that guy can get his shoes on with those cankles.

by SimonPure September 17, 2010

Cankles

The area that should be an ankle, but instead skips right to the foot.

"Yo Michelle has mad cankles!"

by Mortgage May 13, 2014

Cankles

An unfortunate condition, most common in females, in which the bottom of the leg and top of the foot meet with no appearent "in between".

see elephant leg; cow leg; etc...

by Ardet April 6, 2005