Cramer's Razor

The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.

Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.

Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately

by Ecclesies August 9, 2023

Cramer Bar

The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.

Damn that Cramer Bar on NVDA was massive!

by Methodical May 24, 2024

drake cramer

a joke of all jokes; unworthy of capitalization and social acceptance - an alcoholic

Wow, he's such a drake cramer." "Whoa, you don't need to be so mean.

by drake.cramer October 10, 2010

Cramered

It's when you let the hype dictate your trade, and you bite into it like a newb. After you watch your stock go the other way, you realize that you didn't know anything and that you are gambling. Mad Money got you and sold you a pile of shit via the hype train.

You get some GME stock?

No, I got cramered into buying a shit load of CCIV after the pay day.

by willizdikfit April 9, 2021

Lauren cramer

Thot, don’t date her

Lauren Cramer is a girl to never date

by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018

too cramer

A statement so astoundingly devoid of intelligence, so revved down to the lowest level of imbecility, so devoid of substance or logic, that it justifies coining a new verb, "too cramer", to designate this utter extreme of, hopeless,
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.

If you believe that every bad thing in the world happens because of jews, you are too cramer.

by Ben H. Cramer March 26, 2008

Austin Cramer

Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend

I saw Austin Cramer riding a horse yesterday with massive boots

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022