Craig

Usually is a dork

Wow, he must be a Craig, because he's such a big dork!

by Savanaha May 23, 2016

Craig

C.r.a.i.g
Charming.Romeo.Administering.Intense.Gratification

I Craiged that girl all night. she will never able to be satisfied by another man or women for that matter.

That guy i went out with last night was such a Craig.

Yo man Craigin aint EZ.

by CraiginaintEZ April 16, 2009

Craig

a super hot version of the classic "negative nellie". except a dude with amazing eyes. who gives great piggy back rides and back rubs and protects you from mean ass goth kids. he doesn't believe in himself, but he's an awesome person deep down. i'm talking deep deep deep deep deeeeeeep down.

girl 1- dude, i need a craig right now, that goth kid just bitched at me, and we would totally go kick his ass and then craig would give me a piggy back ride.

girl 2- Y U NO MAKE SENSE

by yourmotharrr November 23, 2010

Craig

A gigantic masculine, testoterone filled, meat patty, beefcake. Who is really chill, but when angered has been known to turn green. Most common time for the rage to take hold is when wife screws him over and messes up his plans. He also is known to kick back and have a few beers when his bitch aint being testy.

" WOMAN DONT YOU BE TALKING BACK TO ME!!!!!!! I'LL GO CRAIG ON YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!"

by The tiny wrestler August 30, 2010

Craig

The most generic person on the fucking planet. They have no redeemable qualities and probably find all these 'name' dictionary definitions to be "enlightening".

They are so boring that even their name is generic -- just like Dave, Joe, Greg, Theodore.

"Craig is boring as fuck."

by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Craig

a boy with a smile that's unforgettable. Usually can be found playing hockey or talking about cars. His thoughtfulness and unselfishness makes him the best kind of boyfriend. Someone worth spending your life with.

girl 1: wow that guy is such a great boyfriend!
girl 2: duh, he's a Craig

by TheEZ February 16, 2010

Craig

(noun, adjective) Common expression for individuals who love to wear blue crisp shirts, silver glasses, dress pants, and hot shoes, plus are kind-hearted, successful, gym-goer, and great kisser.

L: Ever since he got promoted, don has become a craig!

A: Can't believe how craig you are now!

T: Don't ever dream to get such craig with that grandma dress on you.

by Lashy-Lashy February 15, 2009