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cocksicle

A Greek moron's mispelling for "cocksickle."
If you can't spell "cocksickle," go back to Greece, you towelhead.
by :Source June 16, 2003
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cocksicle

What happens to your penis and scrotum if you jump into a cold pool, bathtub or ice bucket.
Tim: Gary, what's in your cold pool tent?

Gary: Tim some people call it an insurrection but I call it a cocksicle.
by Gafa Gafa June 18, 2011
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Crapsicles

Only done in the Winter time,

It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.
Did you hear that Jon made crapsicles on Ed's car for slipping that laxative in his drink last night?
by vaginalove December 27, 2011
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Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.
by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020
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CrackSite

The One Master 1337 h4Xx0r
Be Gone !
by Espen December 3, 2003
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crapsicle

the man's penis after anal sex. It most regularly appears on an anal slob.
"Man! My dick was like a crapsicle after last night with Liz!"
by Sasha H. May 30, 2005
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Crapsicles

Splatters of crap left in the toilet after numerous courtesy flushes.
crapsicles crap flush toilet poop
by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009
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