Cockfest

Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.

Dude 1: So how was the party last night?

Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.

Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.

Dude 1: Cockfest!

by 5249er February 16, 2009

crackerton

A town that has a high percentage of white people. Opposite of a "niggerton."

Ft. Collins is such a crackerton.

by BigNPimpy October 31, 2011

Butt Crackelton

A name given to a person whose butt crack is showing either because they are bending over or their pants have fallen down.

Hey Butt Crackelton...pull up your pants.

by Cheebacilton May 23, 2021

cockfest

Can be used in many contexts, simply somewhere/a place with many males involved.

It was a cockfest in "club" last night, no pussy anywhere to be seen.

by stonesy September 26, 2007

cockfest

party which is mainly full of guys and very few girls

jeez dude, that party last night was a total cockfest

by Dan101 November 7, 2007

The Crackles

While taking a girl from behind, just before you cum pull out and get her to lie flat. After releasing your load and filling her arse crack lay on top of her for a while. Hopefully she will fall asleep only to wake finding her cheeks stuck together causing her to make a crackling sound as she trys to walk the next day!

Brought some gash back from the boozer last night, after a cheeky session she woke to find id given her the crackles.

by The Admiral. September 28, 2009

crackette

An alternative phrase for arse

'shove it up your crackette' hahahahaha

by Janey Roan January 9, 2009