Coach-hole

A coach who is a total asshole.

We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.

by hobrarian December 12, 2010

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Coach C

Old perverted coach for elementary school that tickles and grasps the little girls but can serve up some hella good beef stew

Hey stop touching those little kids your'e pulling a Coach C!

by bvftsy5ygr November 30, 2017

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A voyage, but for some reason you're in a car. When you're in your car and also on a voyage, you're on a coyage.

Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:

- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage

Pack your bags, kids. We're going on a coyage!

I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.

by big boats master April 22, 2021

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coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

by George Washington Watermelon B April 23, 2015

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Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

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