Courtland High School 

A high school residing in the Spotsylvania County obviously completely warped where they let students run wild onto the fields of the interWEB so they can reflect bad grammar and their lack of logic.
Some of the student body seem to be raging alcoholics, or will soon be in the future.
Their parties aren't ones to rave about, their shoes are shiny but their personalities aren't.
I, honestly, would much rather go to the Commonwealth Governor's School. :'D

By god, are those COURTLAND kids I see on the internet?!

Courtland High School is big and shiny.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, and has a colossal parking lot.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, has a colossal parking lot, AND scary kids that bring guns to school.

Courtland High School by lola. October 25, 2006

courtsack 

a tit sucker

dude dont be such a courtsack

courtsack by titsucker November 30, 2010

Boob Curtians 

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

Boob Curtians by SlopNChop November 14, 2018

courtland high school 

a high school containing mainley a bunch a bunch of bitches who wont have sex or drink enough to get drunk and are mad because they dont get invited to the good riverbend parties.

"courtland sucks lets go to a riverbend party with are collars popped even though no one wants us there or invited us"

courtland high school by brookeconn March 23, 2005

courtland high school 

A high school with a concentration of gay people that rivals that of San Francisco. You think you have seen fags? You haven't seen the courtland kids. A party just isnt a party without one of the homos from courtland showing up with his collar popped and his penis ready for any male ass. Courtland can keep its queers to itself...stay out of the RHS events.

"Man there aren't enough fags here at riverbend, i want to go back to courtland"

courtland high school by Riverbend March 24, 2005

courtland high school 

A school that is obviously oblivious to the fact they arent hot shit. They are nothing. They never provide alcohol, and they think running through barbed wire is riverbends fault. Stop comin then! We dont need/want you there. You never bring alcohol for us and we never would want to fuckin ask your bitch asses anyway.

Hey Guys, lets run our mouth about a first year school even tho we have nothing to talk about! Lets run our mouths, then go to party with them the next day and act like we give them alcohol when we really dont do shit.

courtland high school by Faggot Courtland April 4, 2005

curtising 

The art of peeing and pooping off of a tree, while being high off of shrooms, while smoking a Cuban cigar, all while being completely naked.

Meghan went curtising on national marijuana day.

curtising by swag aholic beaster than January 23, 2014