corntard

one ear short of a window licker

Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!

by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007

Counterdick

Retorting to a dick comment with another dick comment. Used as a verb, or in predicate form.

Matt: man you like Love, Actually. You're so gay.
Chris: well your moms dead.
Matt: ooh, you counterdick my statement!

by Chriskorea May 23, 2010

Cuntard

A female cunt out in public with her bastard child.

That stupid cuntard just walked in front of our car.

by CrazyCarolina July 30, 2015

contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.

That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.

by mc rob January 11, 2019

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

counterditherstep

The movement of two people walking towards one another, usually on an urban sidewalk, trying to avoid contact
without success.

Bob saw Paul walking towards him. As Bob kept walking,
and Tom kept walking, they each counterditherstepped.

by Steve Hoglund June 16, 2007

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006