by jaeswrldd March 16, 2022

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

by Newest definition February 22, 2025

The true definition of a walking Jesus Christ. If you get to know him his past times are screaming at churches and getting in head on collision car accidents. You can usually catch him at your local Home Depot shitting on finders of 1928 Ford Mustangs. Loves to throw a round with the new york mets and then give the whole team a slap down after the long game, they then give him their long game. Usually running a meme page somewhere, that later gets shut down by Feminist Vegan Niggers
by Ms donna haley August 15, 2017

Your go to mid if you’re looking for to protect your pockets! Ranked NUMBER ONE MID - THREE CONSECUTIVE YEARS IN A ROW
Just use Costello’s drop bro
Should’ve loaded Costello but instead you got headache
Shout Costello he’s always Gara side regardless
Should’ve loaded Costello but instead you got headache
Shout Costello he’s always Gara side regardless
by Vision eye January 9, 2024

Cute guy with a nice cologne on everyday and likes girls who smell nice and listen to r&b and have a fat ass and brown hair
by Olivia.Erceg69 November 22, 2021

by londontiger23 June 26, 2023
