A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
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n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.
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At the same time can be the most loving individual on the face of the planet. Will make you laugh, full of interesting conversation...you will get lost staring into her eyes (which are usually big, bright, and brown) if you stick around long enough. Once she loves you...it's hard for her to let you go.
Cute as pie...but can be a bitch if you cross her...or try to hold any kind of authority over her.
Has a sex drive that can put a man's to shame...her husband or boyfriend may have to turn her away a time or two because she's burned all their energy.
Can cook her ass off....but hates cleaning!
At the same time can be the most loving individual on the face of the planet. Will make you laugh, full of interesting conversation...you will get lost staring into her eyes (which are usually big, bright, and brown) if you stick around long enough. Once she loves you...it's hard for her to let you go.
Cute as pie...but can be a bitch if you cross her...or try to hold any kind of authority over her.
Has a sex drive that can put a man's to shame...her husband or boyfriend may have to turn her away a time or two because she's burned all their energy.
Can cook her ass off....but hates cleaning!
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After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"
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