coralineobsession

coralineobsession (no caps) is really not just a thing, it's a series of events that will lead you to reading Coraline X Wybie fanfiction in the middle of the day with two other people. It's a particularly odd fanfiction a bit wacky if you will. Sort of a failed attempt at a slow burn and angst, Coraline had literally no reason to get mad at Wybie especially when she's just going to kiss the kid right after. Also why'd she need to make such a big deal about having a sleepover with him. Sure you have a little crush on him but you could at least act normal and then he wouldn't even know and your problem would be solved. 6/10 experience. I would say I wouldn't do it again but we all already have (different characters of course, you need to spice things up). WARNING: YOU WILL FORGET THAT YOU EVER READ IT UNTIL ONE OF YOU RANDOMLY THINKS OF IT AND TELLS THE OTHER TWO PEOPLE AND YOU WILL WANT TO DIE ALL OVER AGAIN.

"Do you remember the *scary music sounds* coralineobsession?"

by hardbristletoothbrushes June 23, 2021

corkalicious

Corkalicious means the worst you have ever felt

Person 1- how are you bro
Person 2- pretty corkalicious ngl
Person 1- sorry to hear that man

by TheCorkaliciousGuy May 26, 2022

meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 November 13, 2011

Creepy Coraline

Type of fish with big, scary, black-filled eyes; it can be any species of fish, but it's their solely black eyes which make them stand out from the crowd.
They're named after the button eyed character from the movie/book "Coraline".

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that black-eyed fish. Sick!

Dude 2: Yeah, it's a Creepy Coraline alright.

by makecupcakesnotwar96 May 4, 2011

Cortling

When you pretend to be sleeping, but can hear everything going on around you.

I was cortling on the couch and heard katie talking about me.

by Erica January 26, 2004

Coraline

(noun) A movie, that, when paired with sugary drinks, is like a bad acid trip.

Dude 1: I just saw Coraline... I CAN'T SEE MY HANDS.
Dude 2: You're sexy.
Dude 2's girlfriend: He is.

by Donnie Downpour February 13, 2009

compalining

It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.

Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :

What books and magazines do you read?

Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?

Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.

Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"

by I can hear her from t.v.. June 17, 2010