Corpie

"Corpie" n. A mainstream corporate shill who wears the skin-suit of anti-establishment and/or punk aesthetic. A poser, a hypocrite, too corporatized to be aware of their ironic existence.

"Dude, this protest has way too many corpies..."
"Awww...look at the cute little corpie, with her corporate pride Starbucks cup!"

by Carnals-menagerie November 12, 2021

Coreithic

A addictive applying to some seriously scary shiznit like trust me when I say coreithic shi,you wanna stay away from

OMG man that movie was absolutely coreithic, ima have nightmares for the rest of my life.

by Dahuffster🤣 August 8, 2022

Copitalism

Copitalism is when cops are the owners of the means of production. So instead of capitalism where private enterprises own means of production, in Copitalism the police own all businesses

Teacher: “So my students, you all know capitalism and socialism right? We’ll get ready for…. Copitalism”

*all the students clap and cheer*

by Bluburry February 26, 2023

corpotuber

A Vtuber that is so deep in the corporate culture of a Japanese talent agency that it barely makes a living.

Bro, you still follow Pekora? Kinnda cringe for supporting a corpotuber who takes only 10% of what it's worth.

by George_Alex1992 October 4, 2023

corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

by feluna March 29, 2015

Corbitt

Hairy person...usually possessing a back sweater. Commonly confused with a Tennessee sasquatch.

Look there is a fucking corbitt!

by James Fucking Taylor January 23, 2008

Pulling a Compitello

To drink extremely quickly and in excess, causing the guilty party to become blackout drunk and vomit on all surrounding surfaces, causing a general panic as well as putting a damper on the party that follows. Bonus points for every surface the inebriated party covers in vomit (the more colorful the better!), and for every person that calls 911 on your behalf. Furthermore, one could be said to be "Pulling a Compitello" if they smoke after forgetting their inhaler, causing them to have an ahstma attack, if they ruin a party, if they forget their shoes, or any number of other party fouls.

Origins: Italian (Compe- complete, Tello- fucking mess)

"Damn, that girl just yacked up half a gallon on your carpet, she's really pulling a compitello tonight.

by aidsface69 October 9, 2017