When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.
Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"
Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"
Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"
by Paul131279 February 22, 2007
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I'd love to contribute to VS Code and offer a solution to make the file-tree readable, and therefore the software usable, but fuck it, it's corpensource horseshit. Why should I work for Microsoft for free?
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When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
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Get the the carpenter mug.person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.
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