Cobainism

The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain

The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.

by migueltherocker June 30, 2008

Shanghai Cobra

Taking a crap in a urinal. A long turd will stick up of the edge and look like a snake peering out.

I was so pissed I had to work on Saturday that I left a Shanghai Cobra in the bathroom

by FreezerBeef December 16, 2007

Kurt Cobain's Microphone

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

by Sieffy March 21, 2017

bowl cobra

a turd that coils itself around the toilet bowl, resurfaces from the water and comes back to "bite you in the ass"; also known as a plumber's nightmare, this large amount of fecal matter will leave the donor several pounds lighter after depositing it. Must be one continous coil of feces to qualify... no floaters and must break the surface of the water like a cobra out of the basket... no regular toilet snake

Bill: Hey bro, you've been in the bathroom for hours
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.

by Pete from Miami September 30, 2005

Cobratose

Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.

Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."

by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010

Crotch Cobra

Penis, the snake-like protrusion between a man's legs

She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.

I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.

Watch out, my crotch cobra spits

by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

gothic king cobra

twu rip homeboy scotty

what is up fellow youtoooobers, its ya boy gothic king cobra here about to do a dominos pizza order that is most definitely whats up trust and believe.

by joestarjoe May 24, 2020