Chris Cooley

one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS

fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him

Chris Cooley=Beast

by aoaoao August 12, 2008

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Cooler Than Being Cool

Ice cold.

(see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast).

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!

by useful idiot January 4, 2005

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Coletta

french in origin, though german in attitude. colettas are known for being superfly, extra hot, and completely uncontrollable. also, smart. scary smart.

'where you there when that coletta kicked those cuban mafia guys out of her booth @ the restaraunt? man, they were actually afraid of her colletaness.'

by lizifer42 February 5, 2010

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COOLEY BOY

A man that likes to have (ANAL) Cooley sex with women.

My Friend Seth is a real cooley boy with the ladies!

by VINNY TUFANO November 22, 2007

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Coolstify

When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.

Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."

by Sembree January 23, 2013

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