cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007

cookie monster

What 50 Cent used to dis Ja Rule with.

50 Cent: you sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster!

by Angelacia June 11, 2007

cookie monster

a character on sesame street whos voice sounds like ja rule see ja rule

big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster

cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule

by the real don November 24, 2006

Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.

Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"

by sparky347 July 24, 2011

Cookie Monster

To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies

Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"

I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.

I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy

by CoolMude June 15, 2017

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

Cookie Monster

A reverse Snuffalouphagous

"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."

"What? How do you know?"

"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"

by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009