Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.

Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"

by sparky347 July 24, 2011

Treasure Troll

An ugly or elderly woman wealthy enough to be seemingly attractive.

Guy 1 -"Dude, let's go to the bingo palace and pick us up a couple of treasure trolls."

Guy 2 - "No way dude, last time I got mauled by a leopold ! "

by Sparky347 July 21, 2011