Guido coffin

Another name for a tanning bed.

Joe: "Shit that chick looks orange as hell"
Gavin: "Yeah, she must have spent to much time in the guido coffin"

by Leydeman February 17, 2008

Nabeel Confidence

When someone emphatically defends a "fact" that has a 50/50 shot of being actually correct.

"The capital of Canada is definitely Toronto."
"Son, that man has Nabeel Confidence."

by Gohome190 May 23, 2013

college confidential

A website where pretentious nerds troll all day about high school/college and make other people who read their posts want to crawl in a hole.

PretentiousDouche09:

Hey everyone on College Confidential, my name is Cornelius. Plz chance me for admittance into Ivy League; I want to go to Harvard!!!1!!

Stats:

4.75 GPA (weighted)

2400 SAT, 36 ACT (both one sitting)

APs- 5's in Chemistry, Biology, Physics B, Physics C, Calculus BC, English Language, English Literature, Psychology, Environmental Science, World History, U.S. History, Spanish, French, Chinese, Latin, Statistics, Microeconomics, Macroeconomics. I could have totally taken Italian also if I had enough room in my schedule >.<

I don't feel like listing my ECs, but here's a brief run-down:
-Class Prez, VP, Secretary, and Treasurer all at the same time for 4 years
-Piano: performed at Carnegie Hall 9x, played at White House
-Spent summer in Africa to build houses for the poor; found the cure for AIDS while there
-Internship at Harvard Medical Center
-Volunteered at Soup Kitchen 1000 hours
-3 jobs
-Created 4 clubs at my school, President of 12 others
-Varsity Track, Swimming, and Tennis (captain for all three)
-National Merit Finalist
-Won Intel
-Attended Biology, Physics, and Chemistry Olympiad study camps
-USAMO 3x

I'm kinda nervous right now-should I do more ECs? Improve my GPA??? I'm freaking out!!!!!!

ZombiSlayr5000:
THAT'S SO WEAK! I HAVE LIKE 10x MORE ECs THAN YOU!

PretentiousDouche09:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by graceeeeeeeeee May 12, 2011

confidence men

Those individuals who take money from others with clever and untrue statements.

those who insist they have found money and will share it with another if given some money in advance

by Sharry Sue May 14, 2005

Coffin Nail

slang term for a cigarette

a coffin nail a day will put you away

by TokeJoker November 13, 2003

coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

Shit Coffin

n. Port-a-potty, a portable restroom

There was nowhere else to go, so I had to use the shit coffin before I went in my pants.

by SuperCrack November 10, 2010