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Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!
Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!
Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...
by Nicole February 16, 2004
Get the mother of convenient god mug.The type of relationship that, if convenient, is a friendship. However, a convenientship is broken if one party goes out of their way to converse or anything else that is friendship related.
Jesse and I totally have a convenientship, we never stay in touch but if he's around town we're friends.
by RyanDubya May 12, 2007
Get the convenientship mug.A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
by Slayer96 August 23, 2017
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Get the convertextion mug.the hippies converged on san francisco
by narin June 4, 2004
Get the convergence mug.An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
by Foug January 13, 2005
Get the Convergeys mug.A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s
The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.
by Psychology matters August 23, 2017
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