Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."
Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011
Get the Shy Bitch Confusion mug.1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.
2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.
2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
by nieksjd January 13, 2009
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Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010
Get the Positive Confusion mug.As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.
Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010
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Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
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This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
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