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Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014
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Inside Consummation

When a man and a woman get together and make inbred babies.
Did you hear about John and Sara? They did some inside consummation.
by Anthony Thorstad April 4, 2009
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consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 2, 2018
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condulation

it is cock. and PUPPY!
that is condulation.
by thewolfpack July 10, 2009
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Consultion

oww htat consultion dah namy psellign erors
by maffcrook July 19, 2017
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Consolation Prize

Johnny was mackin' this girl something fierce at the party last night, but instead of being a winner, he was awarded the consolation prize.
by dichairBOSKET February 14, 2012
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