Constrive

to cleverly create, build, or devise something through a mix of planning and resourcefulness.

I want to constrive a new ad for my business

by cfk72 October 23, 2025

Ball constricted

When you shove your testicles in a woman’s vagina and she sneezes when you cum

Omg I heard Sarah ball constricted her boyfriend yesterday

by Oooooooomy October 23, 2020

The Lexicon of Constrained Characters

A dictionary of terms, phrases, and conventions people use in tweets, posts, texts, and limited-character media platforms.

My mom needs the Lexicon of Constrained Characters. She keeps putting periods at the ends of her tweets. I cannot stand her shouting!

by Makarios_ August 2, 2022

Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.

Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2024