those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer April 7, 2011
Get the parking lot constipators mug.The polar opposite of a Normie: they are just as extreme and unsuspecting of their brainwashing, as the normie is of theirs. They will claim that because Alex Jones said the elite sacrifice children at the altar of Moloch in Bohemian Grove, it must be true. They will also scoff at the proposition that germ theory is a completely fraud, and that no virus has ever been truly isolated (in the true definition of the word), then demonstrated to cause illness in healthy organisms.
All Normies who 'wake up', becoming disillusioned with their curated world-view, are destined to become a Conspiratard before truly understanding the complex depth of corruption, and malevolent intelligence behind every single facet of life.
The Conspiratard world view may be considered a sort of spiritual purgatory, whereby their ego must become purified, thus come to the understanding that the only thing they know for sure is that they know nothing at all. Upon leaving this spiritual purgatory, the Conspiratard becomes enlightened, recognising that the only way they can come to know reality is to experience it for themselves and apply logic and reason to all issues, even those they are personally inclined to believe.
All Normies who 'wake up', becoming disillusioned with their curated world-view, are destined to become a Conspiratard before truly understanding the complex depth of corruption, and malevolent intelligence behind every single facet of life.
The Conspiratard world view may be considered a sort of spiritual purgatory, whereby their ego must become purified, thus come to the understanding that the only thing they know for sure is that they know nothing at all. Upon leaving this spiritual purgatory, the Conspiratard becomes enlightened, recognising that the only way they can come to know reality is to experience it for themselves and apply logic and reason to all issues, even those they are personally inclined to believe.
Conspiratard: Did you know the US military has admitted to being in contact with interdimensional aliens known as the galactic federation and are going to solve all the worlds problems?
Normie: Did you know the US military has admitted to being in contact with interdimensional aliens known as the galactic federation and are going to solve all the worlds problems?
Conspiratard: ...
Normie: ...
Auto-hoaxer: Gee, that sounds an awful lot like the Qanon narrative.
Conspiratard: OMG. you are such a libtard. WWG1WGA. Enjoy the show *firework emoji*
Auto-hoaxer: *Grabs popcorn*
Normie: Did you know the US military has admitted to being in contact with interdimensional aliens known as the galactic federation and are going to solve all the worlds problems?
Conspiratard: ...
Normie: ...
Auto-hoaxer: Gee, that sounds an awful lot like the Qanon narrative.
Conspiratard: OMG. you are such a libtard. WWG1WGA. Enjoy the show *firework emoji*
Auto-hoaxer: *Grabs popcorn*
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Conspirate is too cool for school.
by Randall Thug 69 September 28, 2006
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the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.
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1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.
pirate:
one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission
conPIRATEors!:
1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.
1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.
pirate:
one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission
conPIRATEors!:
1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.
"The editor and the author of a word published on The Urban Dictionary were consPIRATEors!" - says a pirate.
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Me: Sandy Hook was a hoax.
Others: Children died, you sick piece of shit!
Me: You’re being conspiritoristist, and your conspiritoristism has ended any possibility of us being friends.
Others: Children died, you sick piece of shit!
Me: You’re being conspiritoristist, and your conspiritoristism has ended any possibility of us being friends.
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