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conspirastory 

1. A false or a baseless news story that evokes mass hysteria or promotes a conspiracy.

2. An opinion presented as news with the intention of causing hysteria.
1) The radio talk show host's conspirastory presented excerpts from a paper written by the president during college. The source material came from a parody website. The talk show host maintained that even parody has the basis of truth. So, the story is based on truth.

2) People who lack commonsense will believe a well conceived conspirastory.
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Conspiratorium

Conspiratorium - A Government ran facility where patients diagnosed with certain mental conditions are often compulsorily admitted for very lengthy stays, without contact to the outside world, follow a specific regimented treatment plan and are recommended for treatment by a Government official.

Typically, patients are considered delusional and have strong conspiratorial beliefs in government coverups and corruption. Treatments normally consist of electroshock therapy, mind altering medications for re=programming the individual or disappeared into the desert.
Jim is one of our success stories, here and the Conspiratorium His mental state had him believing that the government was responsible for nine eleven. We are sure his condition will never, ever return, just have a look at him. He wears that smile always and even sleeps with the same expression.

Co-conspirator 

Your partner in crime, the individual you engaged in an activity with, not necessarily having to do with an actual conspiracy.
After I became inebriated Saturday night with my co-conspirator, I had to call a taxi to drive us home.

Real Conspirator 

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.
See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.
Real Conspirator by The BenMan April 6, 2004

conspirastoryalists 

Conspiring to sell and tell stories and influence people.

To fuel paranoia and mislead the public i.e. propaganda, counter-conspiracy, untruths, obfuscation.
After a few drinks, Jack's conversation often borrowed facts from the usual conspirastoryalists.

Jill wrote conspirastoryalist junk for the local paper.

Channel Zero, uses conspirastorialism as entertainment to mislead viewers by inventing news and fabricating facts to obscure the truth.

mass conspiratorial suicide 

when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.
the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.