conservation texter

1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words
2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviations

1.janice stop conservation texting me and use real f***ing words
2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
3. (from conservation texter) r.o.t.f.l. l.ol.

by oamaison1 July 1, 2009

Conservation of Fat Theory

The total amount of fat in the world stays constant over time. Fat can never be created or destroyed, only gained or lost. When one person gains weight, another loses it, and vice versa.

Julia seems to be shedding off the pounds whereas Lois is now sporting some thunder thighs- it must be because of the Conservation of Fat Theory.

by siosays July 19, 2011

Conservatit

Noun: A person holding conservative views who is unable to explain them and ends up making a boob of himself or herself while trying.

Tim: Has Josh ever ambushed you to talk politics? The guy obviously has no idea what he's talking about. He's such a Conservatit.

by akurosawafan October 21, 2010

conservawhore

An often attractive woman who espouses conservative viewpoints on sex and relationships, then has lots of sex/other things she decries by day. See hypocrite.

Wow, she's such a conservawhore, talking about "family values" and then going and getting knocked up at that frat party!

by SovereignGFC May 7, 2007

Conservatroll

The most poisonous and infectious troll of the Internet as he/she uses his/her conservative beliefs to make everybody's life miserable. They are known to be the real cyber criminals.

"A Muslm with a vid cam is only looking todo 1 thing. I hope you have libral gun laws like we do in Maine. no soft targets, make them jihadis pay. We get killed by them becauz of this "gun controll" law made by librals. You ain't gonna stop me because Imma Conservatroll! Feed my all you want with ur libral comments!

by JES1993 April 3, 2016

The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

Conservatroll

Person who goes on the Internet espousing extreme social darwinist, libertarian, and reactionary views to see if he or she can get a rise out of liberals, social-democrats, socialists, and communists.

A Conservatroll might say Socialism comes from collectivism which comes from racism. Liberals are therefore Nazis.

by Fred Bloggs23 October 13, 2011