Conservatwat 

A person who holds conservative values. The opposite of Libtard.

That Conservatwat thinks Trump's the Messiah.

Conservatwat by TMLS August 8, 2018

Conservatwat 

{Conservative] Trumpster Dipshit Twat MAGA Inbred Moron Trump America

-A person who adheres to libertarian--if not outright fascist--principles despite all reason, and at the cost of potentially all life on Earth. Conservatwats typically spend most of their days bashing Obama, liberals, and Hillary Clinton on internet message boards. Conservatwats are often known to lack any sense of irony.

Conservatwats are saying all women having abortions should be put to death. That's how pro-life they are.

Conservatwat by merk_the_jerk December 5, 2018

conservathot 

A Young Conservative or Republican woman who flaunts herself in a sexual/romantic manner to the lonely men of the right wing to gain popularity or positions. May go as far as to actually be sexually active with key individuals to gain prominence.

"Have you met that CR from Alabama?" "Yeah, she's a conservathot. She slept her way into that position."

conservathot by RightieTightie February 16, 2018

Conservatard 

A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.

How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.

Conservatard by The first time November 11, 2022

conservatard 

A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.

Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.

When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.

Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.

With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.

conservatard by krt December 2, 2005

Conservatard 

A word to describe idiotic right-wingers, which is unfortunately most of them.

Guy 1: Donald Trump won 2020! #StopTheSteal!
Guy 2: STFU Conservatard

Conservatard by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

Conservatrash

A Conservative-leaning individual below the poverty line, therefore supporting a political agenda that actually threatens their livelyhood.

Usually seen touting political or social beliefs while looking incredibly unkempt and/or dirty.

"Check out all the Palin stickers on that run-down Conservatrash pick-up truck!"

"Wow, I can't believe Conservatrash folks think I'd pay attention to a political sign in front of a house on wheels."

"This Conservatrash guy on the corner was shouting about wanting to keep his guns, religion, and money. Maybe he should use the first or beg the second to get himself some of the third."

Conservatrash by lemonlimeskull April 28, 2010